MSN has debuted the new red-band trailer for Your Highness (watch it after the jump), starring Danny McBride, Zooey Deschanel, James Franco, and Natalie Portman’s butt. You’ll definitely want to watch the red-band version, because in the regular, green-band version, Natalie Portman’s medieval thong (see links at left) has been altered, nay, CENSORED, too look like this:
(*cleans monocle, does spit take*) Whaaa? Did they shoot this scene twice with two different bikinis? Was she digitally de-thonged? If so, how’d they’d decide who got the job of post-production full-butt bikini supervisor? And if they shot it twice, was there a sexy costume designer around to supervise during the wardrobe change? I mean, someone would have to monitor it, for continuity, right? The point is, I’m intrigued. And now, farbeit from me to diss Natalie Portman’s butt, because, as a blogger, Natalie Portman’s butt puts food in my mouth, but… well, it could be meatier. I’m just sayin.
Opens April 8th.