Here’s the results of a poll conducted by Tastebuds connecting readers’ favorite band with how far they’d go on a first date. Look, I don’t need a fancy graph to tell me Coldplay fans are sexless and lame. They are called “Coldplay”, after all. I hear they also have inferior DNA.
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