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By 05.11.11

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver famously announced their impending divorce earlier this week, and already Taiwan’s Next Media Animation is ready with the dramatization (video after the jump).  Maria and Arnold never explained the reasons for their divorce, and while I speculated that a dyed-in-the-wool mulatto ass lover like Arnold was only fooling himself thinking he could be with a thin, razor-boned white Kennedy like Maria, Taiwan’s animators seem to imply it the sticking point was more Arnold’s penchant for throwing house cats, and his love of bong-smoking whore orgies between bench-pressing sessions.  I’d like to think we’re both right.  Meanwhile, this is supposed to look like Arnold?

That is clearly David Arquette.  Don’t even think about re-using this for the Arquette/Courteney Cox split re-enactment, you lazy godd*mned Chinamen.  Round Eye no come here for swindle.

[via NMA.tv]


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