Chinese smuggling 3D porno into US, giving it full release

The 3D, softcore porn adventure that swept China faster than the Cultural Revolution is coming to the US.  Sex and Zen 3D: Extreme Ecstasy (OOOH WHA-AH AH-AH) outgrossed Avatar and sold out its entire first week in Hong Kong, and now China Lion has given it a trailer (watch it below) and official distribution.

China Lion bought what producers called “the world’s first 3D erotic film”

…even though it actually isn’t.

— whose cast includes Japanese porn stars — after seeing its Hong Kong opening day gross of $351,000 beat the record previously set by Avatar.
China Lion concluded the deal at Cannes.
Both Australia and New Zealand let Sex and Zen 3D screen uncut with an R18 rating.

They’re used to seeing uncut porn in Australia and New Zealand.

Down under [ha ha!], Sex took in [hee hee!] $600,000 on nine screens for a per-screen average of $67,000, or more than six times the per screen average of competitor Scream 4. Over six weeks in Oz, Sex has wrung [heh heh!] $1.1 million from local filmgoers, or $122,000 per screen, beating Fast 5 [ho ho!] per screen average of $114,000, China Lion said in a statement.
In New Zealand, Sex squeezed [harf harf!] an opening week per screen average of $24,000, matching the per screen take of Pirates of Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. [THR]

To recap, it performs well in China, where people are fine with traveling three hours by bus in order to look at porn, and in isolated Asian communities abroad where people are used to jacking off in rooms full of strangers.  They’re probably just happy  this one gives you goggles.

I hope this 3D sex involves wire-fu.

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