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Comments of the week and Jaimie Alexander hate mail

By / 05.01.11

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When I started this whole “hate mail” section of Comments of the Week, I was just expecting to highlight the snooty emails, the dismissive comments people leave me on occasion — since I’m so often dismissive and snotty about other things I figure it’s only fair, and it’s a little window into my world (yes, a little self-indulgent, I suppose).  What I never expected was real hate mail, from an actress in a blockbuster movie!  Incredible!  But we’ll get to me later, in the hate mail section on page 2.  First, you guys, and your charming witticisms; your vulgar, drive-by e-gropings.

This comment, on the new trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathlier Hallows, has my vote for best of the week, based on visual alone:

harry-potter-sorting-hat_thumb.jpg?w=477&h=310Stallonewolf says: Sex with Emma Watson? Why I’d be lucky if I didn’t blow my load before I got the sorting hat on.

This was the first picture that came up under “Harry Potter sorting hat.” Blowing a load is exactly what it looks like he’s doing.

COMMENTS OF THE WEEK HONORABLE MENTION:

Phone Sex Grandma wants you to “lick her dirty assh*le.”  DavidNowacki here knows how to respond to that kind of dirty talk:

davidnowacki: Yeah, spit on that toilet paper b*tch, wipe that dirty assh*le.

Next up, from the trailer for Tarsem Singh’s The Immortals:

StinkyPeet say:  Tarsem Singh’s films remind me of Marlee Matlin: easy on the eyes but utterly incomprehensible.

I still say The Fall is great, but that doesn’t make ridiculing deaf people less funny.  Then we had a “Gary Busey Facts” post (based on him being cast in Piranha 3DD).  Those are always fun.

Crapbasket: “Gary Busey thinks calling something the cat’s pajamas is the frog’s eyebrows.”

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says: Gary Busey’s signature is on Obama’s birth certificate.

Jessolido says: Garey Busey chews soda can tabs like they were Chicklets

Burnsy says: Gary Busey collects retainers from the children of lawyers.

Crapbasket says: Gary Busey knocked down London Bridge for being too cockney.

Miscellaneous:

Dingus says:
 Upon learning of the release of Obama’s birth certificate, The Donald’s followers broke out into a spontaneous chorus of “We shall overcomb”.

From RIP Alice Ward:

pants says: Looks like she’s put life in her reahview.  Go sawx!

Call us disrespectful if you want, but a little death isn’t going to keep us from owah Bawston jokes.

Finally, and this is a nice segue into the Hate Mail portion of this post, from Thor looks badass/Jaimie Alexander loves Star Wars:

DEVO says: Bitch, don’t talk to me about nerds. The closest I got to getting laid in high school is when I got beat up by a girl and my hand sorta grazed her cleavage.

Indeed.  Which brings us to today’s very special edition of Hate Mail.


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