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A FilmDrunk Exclusive: Trailer for The Facts of Life XXX

By / 06.02.11

Today I’m proud to present the first, official, SFW trailer for Dreamzone Entertainment‘s The Facts of Life: A P0rn Parody XXX.  What can I say, the moment I saw a group of scantily clad p0rnstars doing something vaguely pop-culture-related, I knew this was perfect for us.

“The Facts Of Life: A Porn Parody XXX” trailer introduces each of the sex-craved girls of Yeastland Academy Junior College [Didn't your mom go there? -Ed.].  Blonde and beautiful Blair (Kodi Gamble) justifies her loneliness with her rich-bitch attitude.  Sexy tomboy Jo introduces a new way to make tuition funds.  The cute booty Tootie (Coffee Brown) and nerdy Natalie (Kristina Rose) kick Blair and Jo out so they can have some girl-on-girl time.  Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrett (Raylene) the house-mother shows her concern for Tootie’s “very special episode”.

“Despite the sarcasm and vulgarity, which of course most of the adult industry doesn’t mind, FilmDrunk.com is a respectable source for information on all things movie related,” states Lee Roy Myers.  “They have a very loyal following and I am anxious to debut the trailer to their fan base.”

Why yes, that is a FilmDrunk mention on an official p0rn press release. At this rate, we’ll be sponsoring a stop on the World Bukkake Tour.  Ha, and to think, everyone who’s ever met me said I wouldn’t amount to anything.  Hope you like the way YOUR WORDS taste, bro.  (*straightens hair with pocket comb, rides away on customized rascal scooter*)


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TAGSCOFFEE BROWNFACTS OF LIFEFACTS OF LIFE XXXKODI GAMBLEKRISTINA ROSELEE RON MYERSPORN PARODIESRAYLENE

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