Grappler Marcelo Garcia won his fifth gold in the middleweight division at the jiu-jitsu World Cup over the weekend, and in his post-fight interview thanked Steven Seagal. Oh, so you think Steven Seagal training fighters is a joke now, do you? You won’t be laughing when you’re lying dead of a front kick he executes with his mind. More importantly, Seagal’s response is after the jump. |CagePotato|
Glenn Beck to charge Netflix-like subscription fee so you can be the most well-informed in your militia. |Uproxx|
Courtney Love Launches Insane Twitter Attack On Jezebel Editor. |Uproxx|
You playing our Fantasy Summer Box Office game? Still time to get up to speed before the weekend… |Frotcast|
Great local commercial: Cat Hotel. |WarmingGlow|
Von Miller’s new tattoo: a watermelon slice, a chicken leg, and a hater, whatever the hell that is. I was with you until the last part. |WithLeather|
The hilarious paintings of Jared Meuser. |GammaSquad|
Peter King likes his fiction rapey. |KissingSuzyKolber|
Take a trip to the New York fancy rat convention. |Videogum|
Trend Watch: Coning is the new planking. |TheDailyWhat|
Blog Watch: Dumb Names in Movies. |DumbNamesinMovies|
Kathy Ireland doesn’t look as great as she once did in a bikini, but I’d still hit that. |TheSuperficial|
25 mind-blowing sand sculptures. |HolyTaco|
Del Monte made a David Hasselhoff popsicle. But can you get drunk and eat them off the floor? |NYCStool|
Dong Watch: Chloe Sevigny to play a pre-op Irish assassin. |ScreenJunkies|
Things that make Kim Jong Il smile, things that make Kim Jong Il frown. |Buzzfeed|
Do you try to eat healthy? You might have an eating disorder. |Fark|
DC Is Out of Their Goddamned Minds |ToplessRobot|
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