“RATED ARG FOR PIRATES, F*CK YOU!” I had legitimate tears rolling down my cheeks when I watched this for the first time last night. I would watch six straight hours of just South Park movie trailer parodies. |sidenote: every South Park episode is now available for free online|
MC Hammer Next To Be Sacrificed To The Juggalos At Their Annual Gathering [Uproxx]
50 Objects That Look A Little Like Jesus [
TV Gourmet: The Good Morning Burger, Rachel’s Trifle, and Other TV Food [WarmingGlow]
Drew’s latest Rex Ryan column made me piss-cry blood-cum tears of hilarity, whatever that means. |KissingSuzyKolber|
My verdict on Super 8: Don’t believe the hype. See X-Men instead. Hell, see anything. |Review|
Lupe Fiasco: Obama Is “The Biggest Terrorist” [TSS]
PICTURED: You have not partied like Riot Guy parties.
The NY Times Names Lloyd Banks New York’s Most Important Rapper [RealTalkNY]
Futurama Meme: Fry is not sure about stuff. |GammaSquad|
Tron Guy shows up on America’s Got Talent. Holy crap, Nick Cannon hosts this show? And people watch it? |TheDailyWhat|
30 dogs shaking off the summer heat. |Buzzfeed|
Anthony Weiner’s wife is pregnant. Note to everyone: I DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS GODD*MN STORY. |TheSuperficial|
Idris Elba answers your Facebook questions. |Videogum|
Syracuse man pushes around 6-foot mannequin he calls his wife. Hey, at least she’s tall. |NYCStool|
Laura Lee is your barely-clothed tramp of the day. |GorillaMask|
The traumatizing stages of an emergency number two. |HolyTaco|
Rosie Huntington-Whatserface says Michael Bay isn’t a sexist pig. |ScreenJunkies|
Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Oshokuji no Jikan DVD [ToplessRobot]
DC Comics’ reboot of its entire superhero line happens to feature Superboy with a tattoo. BUT HOW? [Fark]
‘The Heming Way’: Bro Icon Ernest Hemingway On Women [Brobible]
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