You can’t put a price on directness like this. I’m hiring this guy to draft all my memos from now on. |Examiner|
MORNING LINKS
A Golden Treasury Of Planking [Uproxx]
10 Redditor’s Wife Meme Variations That Have Definitely Happened IRL [Uproxx]
Warming Glow’s Summer TV Preview [WarmingGlow]
Colombian Women Love Pole Dancing [WithLeather]
The best of X-Men cosplay. |GammaSquad|
Michael Jordan’s 10 Most Memorable Revenge Games [TSS]
Vampire Corgi vs. Vacuum Corgi in a cuteness battle. |TheDailyWhat|
Dad kills daughter’s phone for turning her into a slut. He must’ve seen Fireproof. |GorillaMask|
ESPN had naked tittays on their website. |NYCStool|
“Bird Steals from Sad Wallaby” is my new favorite Gif. I TASTE YOUR TEARS, WALLABY. |PICTURED|
Justin Bieber eatin’ a bitch out and Justin Bieber givin’ a bitch a foot massage ain’t even the same thing. |TheSuperficial|
Awesome picture: what arcade rooms looked like in the 80s. |UnrealityMag|
The Man Who Discovered THC [Fark]
Rock of Ages pictures look about as horrible as you’d expect of an Adam Shankman movie. God that guy sucks. |WWTDD|
More proof those Blake Lively pictures are real. I wish her boobs looked less fake, but my God, what a wonderful time to be alive. |WWTDD|
8-Year-Old’s idea for a family crest featuring an electric bear riding an electric shark becomes reality. |Buzzfeed|
Are These Alleged Nude Photos of Blake Lively Real? [Brobible]
8 Netflix Instant Watch TV Series To Make Your Lazy Summer Downright Lethargic [Pajiba]
How to give the best Valedictorian speech, by Brandon Mendolson. |HolyTaco|
Sarah Silverman on her way back to TV (Yay!). |ScreenJunkies|
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