Here’s a clip from Things, the latest weird thing our friend Evan from Severin sent over. It’s a Canadian horror film from 1989, and it’s real weird. More info on that after the jump.
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BRUTAL GHASTLY HORRIBLE!!
In 1989, it became the first Canadian shot-on-Super 8 gore shocker commercially released on VHS. Today, it remains perhaps the most bizarre, depraved and mind-boggling chunk of ‘Canuxploitaion’ ever unleashed upon humanity. Adult film superstar Amber Lynn and co-writer/producer Barry J. Gillis star in this surreal saga about two friends who visit a remote cabin, only to discover a womb of monstrous horror that demands graphic dismemberment. It’s an inexplicable orgy of eye ripping, beer guzzling, boob baring, skull drilling, sandwich making, chain sawing, bad acting and post-sync dubbing from co-writer/producer/director Andrew Jordan that has spawned its own disturbing cult of fans. Some will be repulsed. Others may be transformed forever. But you have never seen anything like THINGS.
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Aw, you had me at “skull drilling.” Actually, at first I thought it said “skull dilling”, and between that and the boob-baring porn star I just pretended not to notice.
[Bow tie pug via misunderstood genius Brett Gelman]