Here’s Kate Beckinsale sorta naked in Underworld 3, which is sorta a movie! Oh wait, paaardon me, this is actually Underworld 4. This one’s officially called Underworld: Awakenings, and you can watch the trailer below. It’s a follow up to 2009’s Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, which I didn’t see, but which starred this guy, who seems cool. Like all previous Underworlds, this one was directed by Len Wiseman and stars his super-hot wife, Kate Beckinsale. It’s about vampires or something. Not to be confused with Resident Evil, which also has three sequels, all directed by Paul WS Anderson, and starring his hot wife, Milla Jovovich. Those are about zombies or something. Therefore I ask: Can’t we just combine Len Wiseman and Paul WS Anderson into one person? That seems like it’d be easier for everyone. Well, except maybe Kate Beckinsale and Milla Jovovich. BUT THINK OF THE SEXY TIMES!
Slight update: Okay, so Len Wiseman didn’t direct this one. I stand by all other statements.