It’s too bad bears don’t wear backpacks and throw spears in real life. But these dogs are pretty sweet too. |via SweetDeez|
MORNING LINKS
Awesome People Hanging Out with Paul Rudd |UPROXX|
The Terrific Adventures of White Mike Vick |With Leather|
A Compendium of Cool Comics Cosplay |Gamma Squad|
NYC Firefighter Beats Top Model Tranny Girlfriend in Front of Strip Club. See? Now that’s a headline. |Warming Glow|
Burnsy’s song of the week, plus Lindy and I talk Bronan the Brobarian on this week’s |Frotcast|.
Here’s a slutty Russian girl in her underwear. |GorillaMask|
Pic via SaucySalmon
Justin Bieber brought a snake named “Johnson” to the VMAs. |TheSuperficial|
News guy from DC gets raw sewage in his mouth during live segment. No less degrading than other local news segments, really. |TheDailyWhat|
Katie Holmes says Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark scared her when she was reading it because she’s a gullible ditz. |Videogum|
Five actors who regrettably dabbled in music. |HolyTaco|
22 fascinating and bizarre classes being offered this semester. |MentalFloss|
Every musical guest that ever appeared on The Simpsons. |Screenjunkies|
31 Movie Teens You Wish You’d Actually Gone to High School With |FARK|
Big Nog looked like Brendan Schaub’s dad… and still kicked his ass! |CagePotato|
6 Reason It’s OK to Like MTV’s Jersey Shore |The Smoking Jacket|
25 Idiots Who Blamed Hurricane Irene on Gay Marriage |Buzzfeed|
Drunk-O-Visioin Legacy |College Humor|
The Venture Bros.’ 9 Most Musical Moments |Adult Swim|
The Best Fake Fast Food Chains|UGO|
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