Entertainment Weekly put The Avengers on the cover of their latest issue and released some official pictures of the cast in costume. They’re mostly pretty boring and not nearly as entertaining as any of Chris Evans’ facial expressions from the last batch of spy pics, but the one point of interest seems to be Mark Ruffalo’s musky, lascivious portrayal of Bruce Banner. Most people are calling it blue steel, and such and such, and talking about how Mark Ruffalo is really, really, like, ridiculously sultry looking. But I get what he’s going for. That’s just his science face.
Science me. Science me raw.
“Don’t look at his crotch, don’t look at his crotch, don’t look at his crotch– DAMN IT!”
Outfit could be cleavagier, I think. Let’s be honest, when you cast Scarlett Johansson as a tough Russian spy, we’re not exactly going for believability.
At least Captain America is trying to fit in.
“Hey. Like, I’m here for the gangbang?”
“I keep bullets around my wrists. No, they don’t fit in these guns, but they look ADORBZ, don’t you think?”
“I want you, to science me, as hard, as you can.”
I want more like this!
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