‘Kristen Stewart Wows in Sexy Bikini’

By: 10.04.11  •  15 Comments

‘Kristen Stewart Wows in Sexy Bikini.’ That was the Yahoo headline I read, which, curiously, accompanied this photo of 21-year-old Twilight heartthrobburn victim Kristin Stewart on the cover of British GQ. In which she sexily wears whatever that baggy thing covering her bikini bottoms is sexily pulled up above her belly button, higher than my grandpa on his way to bowling match. I guess diaper + training bra = sexy, according to some people.

Okay, now that say it out loud, it does sound pretty hot. To quote Joe King, “Grandma… I want you to fill up the whole diaper.”

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