Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses & Morning Links

Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses is the tumblr that’s sweeping the nation, and for good reason. By the way, have we ever stopped to ask what the f*ck Johnny Depp has in his hair? Looks like he has a meat thermometer in there.

MORNING LINKS
STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIES ARE AWESOMELY GENERIC. Some people were getting an error message on this post yesterday. Please read it if you haven’t, it’s one of my favorites. |Film Drunk|

UPROXX Presents: The Best Of 5-Second Films, Part 2 |UPROXX|

25 Ray Guns, Blasters and Phasers Inspired by the Sci-Fi of Yesteryear |Gamma Squad|

The Best Costumes, Celebrities, and Pointless Merchandise from New York Comic Con |Warming Glow|

Great Moments In Professional Athletes Procreating: Paulina Gretzky |With Leather|

Hot Chicks of Occupy Wall Street |Buzzfeed|

Dude with 100-pound scrotum asking for a $1 million for corrective surgery. |NYCStool|

The Situation sells couture lollipops, because that makes sense. |TheSuperficial|

Guy Fieri stares at boobs, hates gays. Look, I hate Guy Fieri too, but does anyone else think this story’s starting to sound bogus? |Videogum|

9 of the worst bosses ever. |MentalFloss|

Chris Leben: the retrospective interview. |CagePotato|

Here’s Brittany English not wearing much. |GorillaMask|

9 Athletes Who Played Through Heinous Injuries |Smoking Jacket|

Pro Wrestler Crashes Wedding |The Daily What|

Obsessed Apple Fan Gets Steve Jobs Haircut |Brobible|

A Steampunk Disney Princess Fashion Show |Unreality|

Open letter to the world’s 7 billionth person. |HolyTaco|

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