That’s a hot little number on the lawn there. The car ain’t bad either! HEYO! Aww, sheeit, girl, you just permed my boner. This photograph looks like the work of Larry Jamison. |BadPaidForPhotos|
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I feel really bad because I was away from my computer for a couple hours when Patrice O’Neal died, and by that time the news was everywhere already. But seriously, dude was awesome, and between him and Greg Giraldo, why is it always the good comedians? I’ve never been so thankful for my mediocrity. |WarmingGlow|
Scene Breakdown: ‘Karate Dog’ |Film Drunk|
40 Awesome Straight-Up Nerdy Christmas Ornaments |Gamma Squad|
The 20 Finest Fake Criterions For Really Sh*tty Movies |UPROXX|
World’s fattest man wants da gubment to foot the bill for his skin-flap removal surgery |With Leather|
Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like These Pigeons |Buzzfeed|
Victoria’s Secret models ranked according to acting ability. |ScreenJunkies|
If your secret fantasy was to lick Natalie Portman’s face, your wish has been granted |FARK|
I like whatever Amanda Seyfried is doing here. |TheSuperficial|
Man proposes because a trash can told him to. Or something. I don’t know I didn’t really have time to read because I’m a fugitive. Passion was my crime. |Videogum|
Nerve ranks Scorsese’s best films. I guess I can’t argue too much with it, though I find Mean Streets to be dated to the point that it’s barely watchable. |Nerve|
10 things Mark Twain didn’t really say. Not on the list? “Bitches ain’t sh*t.” |MentalFloss|
Armie has big fake boobs, likes to squeeze them together. |GorillaMask|
Did you know airplanes can drift race? Someone call Fast and Furious. |TheDailyWhat|
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