Spielberg’s War Horse still doesn’t open for another three weeks, and I simultaneously think it couldn’t possibly be as awful as the ads make it look, or as good as the early reviews say it is. In the meantime, there’s always this beer, as sent in by reader Brian. Clearly, Spielberg stole this entire idea (honestly, watch that trailer, the entire premise goes no further than “war” and “horse”). As for the beer, I’ve heard the taste described as “cloying and manipulative, with a slightly derivative finish.
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