Okay, guys, I admit it: this guy isn’t actually Terrence Howard’s son. He’s just some guy. It’s just that his legal name is ”
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Madison, was tentatively charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation after his arrest at about 3 p.m. in the 800 block of East Mifflin Street.
According to the police news release, residents near Reynolds Park called police because of alleged excessive drinking and drug use near the park.
“Officers contacted a subject they had previous dealings with, identified as Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop,” said police spokesman Howard Payne. [madison.com via theDailyWhat]
Oh, Beezow. Always Doo-Doo Drinking and taking Zopbitty bong loads. Classic Beezow. His Facebook page also lists his religion as “the Orthodox Church of Jerry Garcia Fans” and his favorite activities as “eating” and “standing.”
Meanwhile, in actual Terrence Howard news, it seems he’s going through a pretty ugly divorce, including allegations of domestic violence, racial slurs, and incessant bongo drumming. Okay, I made up that last one, but it’s probably true.
According to court papers, the honeymoon lasted only a week. By Jan. 27, 2010, Michelle Ghent Howard discovered her husband had a secret second cellphone and a nasty fight ensued. In her court declaration, Michelle Ghent Howard says her new husband “slugged” her in the face and neck. But in his court account, Terrence Howard, 42, says it was his wife who struck him and called him racial slurs throughout their marriage.
Whatever happened, they stayed together another year, separated, reconciled even after she had filed for divorce in January 2011, and then separated again. In a nutshell, Michelle Ghent Howard says Terrence Howard calls, texts, emails, and Skypes her at all hours of the day and night, and threatens to do her physical harm. Terrence Howard, in turn, says she harasses him and has been threatening to ruin his career by releasing audio recordings he had made of conversations with other people in his life before he met her.
On Dec. 5, a judge granted Michelle Ghent Howard a restraining order based on her claims that Terrence Howard has caused her physical injuries that required medical attention, once broke her computer in half, repeatedly threatened her, and stalked her by telephone and on the Internet. But now, Terrence Howard will fight for his own restraining order against his wife for her “constant threats of extortion” and harassment, at a hearing in Los Angeles Superior Court on Jan. 17.
Throughout their marriage, his wife would insult him and call him “bitch,” “monkey,” and the N word, Howard alleges. [via TheDailyBeast]
Since Terrence is a friend of the site, I asked him for comment on the situation, and he was happy to oblige:
“Look, Daddy-O, this broad stole my bread and called me the N-word, so I had to zopbitty bop-bop beat her ass, ya dig? The cubes and clydes might not understand, but in the grand planetary bongo circle, the universe don’t sweat who plays the palm and who plays the drum, so you might as well just bop to the beat, ya dig? The idea that we even separate entities is just a phallacy of purposely false-perceptification. Truth is we all of us connected — me, you, my bitch ex wife, the flowers, the trees, the oceans, the breeze, a rocking chair, my grandma’s rum cake, this rainstick, habeas corpus, the rhythm method, an otter’s tummy fur, Mexicans, the Pope, grandma’s drawers, a roach clip, and a French dip, you hip? There’s no need for the heat, cause one day we’ll be together like bark and leaves.”
Terrence and wife photo above via Helga Esteb / Shutterstock.com