Stalley - "Midnight Satori"
UFC 144: Edgar Vs. Omega Shenron

The Pee Wee Herman Porn Parody Has a Complex Plot

By / 02.22.12

This Pee Wee Herman porn parody (“Pee Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody”) from Vivid seemed weird and creepy even BEFORE Evan Stone showed up, providing his usual 1200% of the recommended daily allowance of douche chills. The man is porn’s Cam Gigandet. I don’t think an actual girl shows up until a minute twenty. Still, I was impressed by the synopsis:

Pee Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. The only thing is, she’s not human. She’s a doll. But Pee Wee doesn’t want to admit it. To him — and only him — he’s as real as the bowtie around his neck, much to the chagrin of Lizzy, a sex worker with a heart of gold who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee Wee moves heaven and earth to find her, going on a wild, madcap adventure putting him face to face with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, his arch-nemesis Franklin and a porno director named Chorkle.

Pee Wee eventually finds Dolly, being used as a prop on a porn set, thanks to her being stolen by Lizzy so that Lizzy could finally get a chance to win Pee Wee’s heart for her own. In the end, reason comes to both Pee Wee and Lizzy’s aid with Pee Wee finally realizing that Dolly is, like her namesake, just a piece of plastic. On the set of the porno version of Pee Wee’s adventure, Pee Wee and Lizzy finally consummate their, now mutual, love and adoration for one another. But is Pee Wee really over Dolly? Maybe. Maybe not. Starring Capri Anderson, Aidenn Starr, Lee Stone, Tom Byron.

Maybe he’s over her, maybe he’s under her, maybe he’s on top of her, maybe they’re inverted, maybe she’s on top of him, separated by a glass coffee table and God knows what else. The possibilities are endless, really. That’s why you have to watch to find out. Anyway, I was just impressed by the synopsis. There’s a Lars and the Real Girl angle, a wild goose chase structure, and a twist. That’s twice as complex as anything Brett Ratner has directed. Also, there’s something brilliantly meta about porno whose plot involves saving one of the leads from a life of porno. Still, I think Wee Wee’s Big Adventure would’ve been the obvious title.

[via Vivid, obviously]


TOPICS#TRAILERS
TAGSAIDENN STARRCAPRI ANDERSONEVAN STONELEE STONEPee Wee HermanPORNPORN PARODIESPORN TRAILERSTOM BYRON

Join The Discussion


[avatar]

Join the discussion. or Register





Powered by WordPress.com VIP