When Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn’t busy literally and metaphorically ejaculating everywhere (“een za gym I am cumming, backstage befoah a show I am cumming, eenzide my maid I am cumming”), he was beating up fake bears, running for governor on a whim, and making the finest DVD commentary the world has ever seen. To put it midly, he’s had an awesome life. Probably the awesomest in the history of lives. Now, according to a post on his Official Facebook page, he’s writing his autobiography (not his first – yes, I read the other one) and he needs your help remembering his best stories. Can you blame him? All of our best days combined probably wouldn’t even rate.
I need your help. I have been working on my book, Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story, for quite a while now, and later today we are having a brainstorming session to talk about themes, stories, and ideas I might have missed. A million minds are better than a few, so I’m asking you to let me know: what do you want to hear about? What themes in my life? Are their any stories you really want to hear? Give me your ideas. You can all consider yourselves my co-writers.
It always disappoints me that he doesn’t write his accent phonetically. “Ja, hallo, Ahnuld heah, and I need yoah help.”
In any case, I immediately took up Arnold’s cause, because Arnold is my favorite. I hope this helps!
WITH OUR HELP, THIS COULD BE THE BEST BOOK EVER!
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