Missing our old pal Oliver? Well check out his latest mash-up, Cinema’s Worst Moms, from HuffPo. I was looking for your mom in here, but I guess German sh*t porn doesn’t count as “cinema.” Well la di da, Oliver.
MORNING LINKS
Burnsy gets an excerpt from the script for Channing Tatum’s “White House Down.” Yes, this is real movie. |Film Drunk|
Ranking Fox’s New Fall Shows From Best to Worst, Based on Their Preview Clips |Warming Glow|
That’s certainly another use for it [via fckyeahdementia]
Here’s The Beastie Boys’ Sabotage Video Reenacted With Children |UPROXX|
10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports |With Leather|
Spider-Man Just Can’t Keep His Mask On During Four Minutes Of ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ |Gamma Squad|
Bertney’s Gon’ Be On TV, Y’All! And She Done Brought Her Britches |TheSuperficial|
Check out an excerpt from Justin Halpern’s new book and then go buy that book.
Here’s some pics of Kate Upton |IDLYITW|
Patton Oswalt Tries To Find First “First” Commenter |Buzzfeed|
Tiny Today Show Genius Has To Poop, NOW |Videogum|
The 17 Best Comedian Commencement Speeches |HuffPost Comedy|
10 best time travel movies of all timelines |Fark|
12 Really Forced Portmanteaux That Didn’t Catch On |Mentalfloss|
Identifying the Exact Moment 10 Current TV Shows Should’ve Ended their Runs |Pajiba|
Life-Altering Undergarment of the Day |TheDailyWhat|
NBC To Launch A Show About Pirates Because What’s The Point Anymore? |ScreenJunkies|
Five Movies I Didn’t Plan to Love |Unreality|
Dude Drinks Entire Bottle of Jagermeister in 30 Seconds, Promptly Eats Toilet Paper to Avoid Puking |Brobible|
R. Kelly And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, 75-Second Concert |High Definite|