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Don't worry, y'all, Willow Smith didn't get her tongue pierced!

By 06.25.12

Hey, y’all. Today, in Will Smith’s Dumb Wiener Kids news (THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS OF ALL), 11-year-old Willow Smith got her tongue pierced. #swag #yolo #oralsex

Or not:

A source close to the singer and her famous family tells Gossip Cop exclusively that “it isn’t a piercing — it is a magnet.”

“Just a young girl having fun with accessories,” adds our insider.

Glad that’s been cleared up, now I can sleep tonight. I wouldn’t want Will Smith to have to stop bragging about what an awesome parent he is all the time. She couldn’t very well be a walking billboard for her parents with a tongue piercing, now could she? In conclusion, YOU GO, SMITH FAMILY! SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG…

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