Maggie Gyllenhaal Is Joining 'White House Down'? We've Got Her Storyboard!

By: 06.08.12  •  19 Comments

If you’ve been following our exclusive White House Down storyboards for the upcoming mega blockbuster starring Channing Tatum, then you know that we’ve been lacking one thing – a strong female lead. There’s a simple reason for that, too – it’s impossible to find a woman who can truly match the power that C-Tates displays on the big screen.

Did you see The Vow? Rachel McAdams couldn’t hold C-Tates’ burnt jock. Amanda Bynes tried to match him, too, and she’s batsh*t insane now. Well don’t worry about White House Down, friends, because Roland Emmerich has found C-Tates’ boo.

Channing Tatum was set as the Secret Service agent who tries to thwart a White House takeover, and Jamie Foxx is going to play the president. Now, Maggie Gyllenhaal is in talks to play the female lead. Shooting starts in August. (Via Deadline)

I am absolutely ecstatic that this movie is being fast-tracked because of Gerard Butler’s similar White House Taken, especially since it means that the storyboards are coming in from my anonymous source – who I picture with enormous breasts – even faster than before.

After the jump I’ve got the storyboard for Gyllenhaal’s introduction and the powerful performance that it inspires from C-Tates.


Featuring C-Tates as Agent Cole “Snoop” Baretta and introducing Maggie Gyllenhaal as FBI agent Synnamon D-Light.

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