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Aaron Sorkin’s lost Amazon product reviews

By / 11.26.12

The Hell is This? 
By EruditeLuddite

I came across these as I was trying to buy some guest rackets for my game room. But when they arrived, it turned out they were only a couple inches long. Is this some kind of joke? Because I sure don’t get it. They should really include something in the photo for scale, to say nothing of the possibility that the seller was deliberately misleading to save on material costs. File under: more technology, more problems. Amazon needs to nip this in the bud quick if they care about their customers. It seems that more and more, people are demanding less and less of each other, and that’s sad.

The one star was for the speedy delivery, which I do appreciate.

The Perfect Gift
By EruditeLuddite

Had these printed myself, and they’re never more relevant than they are now. Makes the perfect, post-election gag-gift for the conservative bubble-dwellers in your office. We tried to pierce their bubble with our… you know, facts… but they just didn’t want to hear it! Bid your favorite loser no hard feelings with this clever mug, and toast to our new, post post-fact society.

I considered making it more of a highball glass rather than a mug – get it? because you can’t “handle” the truth? – but that seemed a bit much.

 

Vince Mancini lives in San Francisco where the weather’s always smuggy. Vince on Twitter. FilmDrunk on Facebook. The FilmDrunk podcast (Frotcast) on iTunes.


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