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Meet the guy who close-captions adult films (Morning Links)

By 12.04.12

Here’s a video about a guy who does the close-captioning for porno movies. This actually hits really close to home for me (this is Vince typing), because my last job before I became a professional Snoop Bloggy Blog was as a copywriter for an adult site. There were long talks about cum vs. come, whether “giving head” was gender neutral, etc. I feel than qualified to write the porn style guide. Spunk & White, say. Anyway, solid video, solid memories.

“Just type ‘semicolon ejaculates.’” Via BenJurney. Thanks to Jesse for the heads up.

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