I always thought South Park (and later Team America) had the last word on movie training montages, but Slacktory‘s new supercut montage of training montages (BRAAAAHM) is, at the very least, a good way to get you pumped for those New Year’s Resolutions. My resolution? To stop ethnic cleansing. Oops, starting tomorrow.
Notably absent from this supercut? The montage at the end of 500 Days of Summer, which cuts together exciting footage Joseph Gordon-Levitt reading books and writing equations on chalkboards as he works to finally achieve his lifelong goal of becoming an architect. Man, that was almost as lame as him getting over his ex named Summer by meeting a girl named “Autumn.” Actually, we could probably have an entire supercut devoted entirely to people excitedly drawing equations on chalkboards or windows. Someone get on that. I’m too busy… uh… doing volunteer work.
List of films used below:
Rocky I, II, III, IV, Bloodsport, Bring It On, Chariots of Fire, Cool Runnings, The Cutting Edge, Footloose, Full Metal Jacket, Highlander, Snake in Eagle’s Shadow, Kill Bill (vol. 2), Mulan, No Retreat No Surrender, Ratatouille, Regular Show (Ep. 4 “Death Punchies”), Run Fatboy Run, Step Up Revolution, Team America: World Police, The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, The Incredibles, and X-Men: First Class.