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Gas Up the Van: Spring Breakers has a restricted trailer

By / 02.01.13

James Franco and Harmony Korine made a movie about Disney Channel teenyboppers who get half naked and rob banks, and now it has a restricted trailer (slightly NSFW for the briefest of nipularity), and better believe I’m going to post it. Spring Breakers opens March 22, so start getting lubed up to receive your inevitable dicknosing. That’s Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine up top. Rachel Korine looks pretty great for someone who had a kid in 2008, but I think Ashley Benson is my favorite. Though that could just be because she has the least amount of fabric covering her lower half. I am a simple man.

Brit (Ashley Benson), Candy (Vanessa Hudgens), Cotty (Rachel Korine) and Faith (Selena Gomez) have been best friends since grade school. They live together in a boring college dorm and are hungry for adventure. All they have to do is save enough money for spring break to get their shot at having some real fun. A serendipitous encounter with rapper “Alien” (James Franco) promises to provide the girls with all the thrill and excitement they could hope for. With the encouragement of their new friend, it soon becomes unclear how far the girls are willing to go to experience a spring break they will never forget.

Oh boy, seeing how far college girls will go used to be my favorite thing! Anyway, I can’t wait. And I can’t believe none of this made it into James Franco’s Obama poem. You write about talking Borges with Christopher Hitchens but not partying with half naked teens in Florida? You’ve changed, bro.

[hat tip: Slashfilm]


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