I like to think that when people bring up Twilight to this author, she’s like “Twi-what? I’m sorry, I’ve never heard of this work.” From the Amazon description: When Tobias Richard Vandevelde wakes up in a hospital with no memory of the night before, his horrified mother tells him that he was found unconscious. At Featherdale Wildlife Park. In a dingo pen. [Amazon – thanks, Fek]
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