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All Teen Everything: 10 Things You'll Learn About America From Our Porn Search Terms

By / 03.13.13

Things I learned today: people in Chile love their “homeless gay porn,” almost as much as Libyans do their “American an*l sl*ts.” As do we, Libya, as do we. If you want a fun way to waste an hour today, you could do a lot worse (like watching “homeless gay porn”) than checking out Porn MD’s state-by-state, nation-by-nation “global Internet porn habits infographic.” The site constantly updates the 10 most popular XXX search terms for (nearly) every country in the world and every state in the U.S.

It’s a useful tool (porn title dibs!) that highlights our deepest, sickest, most twisted desires and verifies certain state stereotypes. For instance, Vermont’s most searched term is “lesbian,” which comes as a surprise only to those who thought it might be “cowkakke.” Here are a few more TILs.

1. Every state has a different top-10, and only two actresses appear in any of them: Alexis Wright (Maine) and Lisa Ann, the so-called Queen of Porn, who charted in Alaska and New Jersey, among other states.

2. New Jersey, you so predictable.

3. Kentucky is very gay and very cheap.

4. Either the south loves Will Eisner’s The Spirit comic books, or they can’t get enough of their African American ladies: “ebony” is the most searched word for Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia, Mississippi, Alabama, and both Carolinas.

5. At least Oklahoma has the decency to spell out “backroom casting couch,” unlike the citizens of Wyoming, who go for the far more informal “brcc.”

6. Far and away, the most popular search term is “teen,” which comes in at #1 for nearly 20 states, followed by “ebony” and “creampie.”

7. They like ‘em old (“milf”) and confused (“straight (gay)”?) in West Virginia.

8. That’s enough about America. Let’s go worldwide, beginning with Ukraine, where, ew.

9. “Poop.”

10. Ah Romania, keep on keeping (s)on, you sick bastards.

(Via)


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