Terrence Howard has a new movie coming out, and you know what that means: it means that we get to see him in a new hat. Not only that, but we also get to hear him spout off in interviews, which is always fun because he’s a special kind of nutty. While talking to MovieFanatic during the press tour for Dead Man Down, which looks so generic that tickets should be half price, the talk naturally turned to The Butler coming out later this year, from batsh*t director Lee Daniels, in which Terrence Howard apparently shares some love scenes with none other than Oprah Winfrey. Terrence Howard is normally such a chilled out, philosophical beatnik that he exists on an entirely separate plane of reality, but something about Oprahs bewbs makes him sound downright coherent.
Here’s what he told MovieFanatic:
“Oprah and I had such chemistry. To be able to make out with Oprah and to have love scenes with her and those tig ol’ bitties,” Howard said and laughed. “She’s such a voluptuous woman. That was wonderful.”
Actually, as you’ll see in the video of the interview below, he calls her “volumptuous,” which I enjoy almost as much as the use of the phrase “tig ol’ bitties.” You know, when I first heard “tig ol’ bitties,” I must’ve been in middle school, and I never thought it would catch on. It just seemed like such a weird, low-fi way to euphemize something. And we don’t apply it to anything else. Like, you never hear guys going “Oh, Sally? Yeah, man, I’ve been seeing Sally. I tell you what, I just can’t get enough of that pig hairy bussy of hers. You know, if you catch my drift. I’m telling you, bros, I get lost in that thing.”