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James Deen & Andy San Dimas made an Adult Film on Google Glass, because obviously.

By / 07.23.13

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You may remember James Deen as the co-star of both Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons and Farrah Abraham in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom (“And she squirts!”), who managed to come off as the sane one in both cases. You may also be aware of Google Glass as that device that assumes carrying around the internet in your pocket isn’t enough and that we should all walk around with it strapped to our faces like a low-rent Robocops. “ACQUIRING COORDINATES, MEEP MORP. Oh, okay, the donut shop’s that way.

Well now James Deen, Andy San Dimas (pictured), and Google Glass have come together (yep) to create the world’s first Google Glass Porno. Vice has the story:

Having had Google Glass for only two days prior to this meeting, I was just beginning to play with it myself, and was weighing my own experiences with the endless and unavoidable internet hype. It was a bizarre series of events through which I found myself in this scenario: helping to pioneer the first porn shoot of its kind, in which James Deen and Andy San Dimas would each don Glass and record their exploits so that the world could experience sex through their points of view.

Oh yeah, like POV porn didn’t exist before? Heh heh heh, what I meant to say is, what? What’s POV porn? Who’s Faye Reagan?

A week earlier in Seattle, I had interviewed Jen McEwen and Jesse Adams, founders of MiKandi, the world’s largest adult app store for Android. Following the inevitable unfolding of Rule 34, which states that “if something exists, there is porn of it,” a MiKandi engineer, who wishes to be referred to only as Dr. Cocktor, obtained a pair of Glass after attending the Google i/O event in May. After two intensive weeks of development, MiKandi released the first Glass porn app: Tits and Glass.

“The first thing everyone thought [when Glass came out] was, OK, it’s obviously going to be used for porn,” Adams said.

Of course, shortly thereafter, Google banned all of the “adult” apps from their IOS and MiKandi had to change course. I’d bash Google for being horrible, tit-hating Hitlers (name of my indie band, etc), but after seeing Apple get sued just for not selling their computers on safe mode, I guess I can understand why they do it. Hell, it’s posts like this that get FilmDrunk put on IP block lists, even without nudity or profanity. We are such children.

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After Google disabled the first version of Tits and Glass, reworking it to new standards took their team of four core developers an additional ten days of round-the clock coding to update. “It leaves a bad taste in developers’ mouths. We’re worried, we’re checking their TOS every single day.”

“They didn’t go as far to say what the user could do, but they said that the developer could not push pornographic content to the glasses,” Adams said. “So we thought, OK, that’s kind of interesting. We’re going to push that envelope.”

While the developers couldn’t push porn into the Glass, Google’s new TOS didn’t preclude them from enabling users to go buckwild in sharing their own POV creations. So they set up a Tits and Glass website to house this new genre of content and teamed up with the leading industry publication XBiz to produce a video that would give their users what they wanted — epic POV Glass porn. [VICE]

Which, naturally, stars James Deen and Andy San Dimas having sexy times on a desk. While the porn ban is still in effect, the makers hope that you’ll one day be able to watch Google Glass porn whenever, wherever you want. Because, as humans, that’s usually our first question when any new technology is invented: “So… can I jack off to it?”

And bystanders won’t even be able to hear it, because, as the Vice piece notes, the sound on Google Glass is transmitted to your head via something called “bone resonance,” which I really wish was the porn title. It’s a wonderful time to be alive.

[you can watch the theoretically-but-probably-still-not SFW trailer on YouTube here. I like the part where he orders a burrito during sex.]


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