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Bradley Cooper & Christian Bale are lookin' pretty slick in American Hustle

By 07.30.13

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Bradley Cooper and Christian Bale are looking like a couple of righteous dudes, just trying to get some stank on their hangdowns in these new pictures from American Hustle (courtesy of USA Today). Up for a beard ride, ladies? I’m especially impressed by Bale – only a real sex panther could still look that greasy in a cravat, I can practically smell the Aqua Velva.

Directed by David O. Russell after back to back Oscar nominations (for Silver Linings in 2012 and The Fighter in 2010), American Hustle tells a fictionalized version of the FBI’s Abscam operation.

Christian Bale stars as Irving Rosenfeld, a brilliant Bronx con-man whose specialization in stolen art catches the attention of unhinged FBI agent Richie DiMaso (Bradley Cooper). (Those tight curls are “not a perm, just for the record,” says Russell, noting Cooper’s character emulates a style popularized by ’70s professional baseball players.)

DiMaso forces Irving and his British lover/accomplice Sydney (Amy Adams) into a web of New Jersey power brokers and the Mafia. Jennifer Lawrence is on hand as Irving’s loose cannon of a Long Island house wife, Rosalyn, who threatens the entire operation. “Everybody gets to do something we’ve never seen before,” says Russell. “That’s exciting to me.” [USA Today]

It also stars Jeremy Renner as a New Jersey mayor, and there’s another shot of Amy Adams below. Between the cast and the director, American Hustle, which is set to open in December, rates a big “yes, please” from me.

My only question: how is Brad Cooper’s hair not a perm? Has he been flat-ironing all these years? Step out of the closet, Cooper, we be-Jew-fro’d caucasion gentiles need all the frizzy sex symbols we can get, especially since Justin Timberlake decided to go shaved. I guess I have to take David O. Russell at his word, but I have a hard time believing that Cooper has been an Uncle Justin since 1999, when he was clearly rocking the straight look.

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Nice cleavage! Man, these pictures make me want to snort coke out of a pinky ring. Or drink Cutty out of a lady’s shoe.


TOPICS#JENNIFER LAWRENCE
TAGSAMY ADAMSBRADLEY COOPERCHRISTIAN BALEDAVID O RUSSELLJEREMY RENNERPUBLICITY STILLS

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