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Johnny Depp's Indian role to be played by Asian chick in racist Lone Ranger porn

By / 07.26.13

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Native Americans the world over were thrilled to see their proud culture represented on the silver screen by Johnny Depp in a bird hat in the box office smash The Lone Ranger, but now they’ll be forced to see one of their few representations in mainstream pornography go to Filipina/Mexican actress Adrianna Luna in The Lone Ranger XXX. Will the porn industry’s interracial-washing of ethnic characters ever cease?! It’s jizzspicable! (I’m so sorry)

Even worse, it also stars Evan Stone. For shame, ExtremeComixx. If I do end up masturbating to this, it’ll be with a single tear rolling down my cheek.

The adult parody, which is inspired by the mainstream Hollywood film and the classic television show, is directed by Jordan Septo. The movie stars Ryan Driller as The Lone Ranger, Adrianna Luna as Tonto, and Anthony Rosano as Butch Cavendish. The Lone Ranger XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody is scheduled for a September release.

You can watch the SFW trailer after the jump, but fair warning, it’s pretty terrible. The Lone Ranger could’ve at least ridden into town on some white whores.

The top YouTube comment?

YouTube-LoneRanger

Yup.

[Thanks to Eric Berry for the find.]


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TAGSADRIANNA LUNAAnthony RosanoEVAN STONEJORDAN SEPTOPORN PARODYPORNORYAN DRILLER

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