Another day, another reminder of just how absurd Machete Kills is going to be. In the latest red band trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s star-studded action comedy, we get an even better look into Danny Trejo’s mission to slaughter every bad guy in his way, as ordered by President Charlie Sheen, and Sofia Vergara, Lady Gaga, Michelle Rodriguez, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr., Amber Heard and Mel Gibson are all as equally violent and insane as the next guy.
In fact, the only thing missing from this new red band trailer is maybe like a pterodactyl that poops flashbang grenades and is voiced by Octomom. And Bruce Willis, because I’m honestly pretty surprised that he didn’t agree to a cameo in Machete Kills as well.
If that’s not enough action for you crazy kids, there’s also a new clip featuring one of my favorite cliché scenes – the room with a wall full of guns. Also, Johnny Depp’s girlfriend is there.