Start Your Day Off Right With The Alexa Vega Sizzle Reel From ‘Machete Kills’

By: 09.19.13  •  12 Comments

Alexa Vega Machete Kills

Machete Kills doesn’t hit theaters for another three weeks, but why should that stop Robert Rodriguez and Co. from releasing yet another new clip to remind us how spectacularly absurd this movie is going to be? The latest clip is a short one, but it reveals Alexa Vega as one of the many pissed off female assassins hot on the titular (pun intended) hero’s trail, since she works for the loud, violent and machine-gun-breasted Madame Desdemona, played by Sofia Vergara.

I think the most wonderful part of portraying 69-year old Danny Trejo as an action star is the idea that he’s able to sprint away from a hellish barrage of gunfire without even a scratch on his black leather jacket. In fact, the only thing this movie is missing at this point is a character named “Suspended Disbelief” who is fired on a rocket into the sun at the beginning.

(Via Coming Soon)

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