Werner Herzog Narrates A Film About Some Roommate Bros With A Dirty Kitchen + The Morning Links

Like all things Herzog-related, I can get behind this. My only suggestions would be more empty cars driving in circles and/or drone music.

Once I wrote a Herzog monologue about how he accidentally kills his best friend on a Swiss hiking trip (inspired by his wonderful diary). It’s written phonetically so that anyone performing it will sound exactly like Werner Herzog. Hit me up if you ever need a really good Herzog impression, several fictional anecdotes about him, or a lot of student loan debt.

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