Let’s kick the tires and light some fires because the teaser trailer for The Expendables 3 is locked and loaded and feels the need for speed, while the wings of liberty may never lose a feather and Johnny 5 is alive. Earlier this morning, some Internet rascals and general no-gooders released what many believed was the first teaser trailer for The Expendables 3, and it was believable because, like the film franchise, it looked like it was made in 1995.
But then Lionsgate said, “Yippie ki-yay, Col. Chappy Sinclair!” and filled our eyeballs full of lead with this actual teaser trailer. As you can see, this movie has a lot of people with last names in it. Hell, you might even be in it.