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Your Favorite Porn Stars Have Weighed In With Their Academy Awards Predictions

By / 02.26.14

Kendall Karson, Ash Hollywood, Brandy Aniston Oscars

With the 86th Academy Awards ceremony just four days away, everyone from your mother to your mother’s OB-GYN has an opinion about which movies, actors, actresses and so on will take home the biggest awards, and it’s safe to say that this may be the most hotly-contested Oscars event in the history of everything ever made. Obviously, I’m not the kind of guy who likes to overhype things for the sake of a good story, so I’ll just let you all bounce around from website to website to read the predictions of the so-called qualified “experts” and “critics,” before you make your own picks.

Or, if you’d rather read the only Oscar picks that will matter this year, I’ve got you covered as always. My good friends at Vivid Cabaret in New York (probably NSFW) reached out to let me know that some of Vivid’s best adult film personalities were ready to weigh in with their own picks, and of course I dropped everything to help spread the word of the women who will star at the bachelor parties for my first through third marriages. Naturally, like any intelligent experts, these ladies differ in opinions on their projected winners of the biggest Oscar categories, but that just means that one of them will be right and therefore the new Most Psychic Woman in the Adult Film Industry.

Best of luck to the Oscar nominees, and especially to the experts at Vivid.

Ash Hollywood-Vivid Radio Host-“Tap that Ash” on Mondays-6-7pm PT
Best Picture-Gravity
Best Actor-Leonardo DiCaprio
Best Actress-Sandra Bullock
Best Director-Martin Scorsese

(I was actually going to host my own show called “Tap that Ash” about craft beers from around the world, but I have a feeling that Ash Hollywood’s version is more entertaining.)

Brandy Aniston- “In with Aniston” on Mondays-5-6pm PT
Best Picture-The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Actor-Matthew McConaughey
Best Actress-Sandra Bullock
Best Director-Martin Scorsese for The Wolf of Wall Street

Kendall Karson- “Deep Penetration: Kendall Karson” on Tuesdays-6-7pm PT
Best Picture-The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Actor-Matthew McConaughey
Best Actress- Sandra Bullock
Best Director- Martin Scorsese

Mary Carey- “The Mary Carey Happy Hour” on Tuesdays-5-6pm PT
Best Picture-American Hustle
Best Actor-Christian Bale
Best Actress-Amy Adams
Best Direcor-David O. Russell

Savanna Samson- Vivid Girl who hosts wine tastings at Vivid Cabaret NYC
Best Picture-Gravity
Best Actor-Matthew McConaughey
Best Actress-Meryl Streep
Best Director-Alfonso Cuaron

Penny Paxx- “Penny Paxx Presents” on Wednesdays-6-7pm PT
Best Picture-Gravity
Best Actor-Leonardo DiCaprio
Best Actress-Amy Adams
Best Director-David O. Russell

Ashley Blue- “Ashley Blue: Blue Movies” on Tuesdays-4-5pm PT
Best Picture-12 Years a Slave
Best Actor-Bruce Dern for Nebraska
Best Actress-Amy Adams for American Hustle
Best Director-Martin Scorsese for The Wolf of Wall Street

Vivid Radio can be found on Channel 102 on Sirius XM radio.


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