What If You Had The Power To Turn Anything Into A Dildo?

You’re sitting in your kitchen, looking at all your foods, all your decorations, and thinking to yourself, “More. Dildo.” You’re unsatisfied with the lack of dick-shaped objects in your life/body, and you pray for technology to catch up to your desires. Finally: life has a purpose. With Francesco Morackini’s Dildomaker™, the world is your sex toy.

The Dildomaker’s purpose is to provide the users what they really want: “Pleasure” and moreover “sexual pleasure”. The Dildomaker is just a tool which doesn’t give pleasure directely. The distance created here on purpose, tries to raise questions on our relationship between us and manufactured products.

From Cargo Collective.

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