B.o.B. Is Eyes On The Prize For New "All I Want" Video
Best Week/Worst Week: Redskins Name Change Crusaders and Sean Lee

New Supercut Examines All The Ways Hollywood Has Complimented An Ass

By 05.30.14

Warner Bros

For an industry supposedly run by old white Jews, collectively, Hollywood has more vivid descriptions of a woman’s ass than a Sir Mixalot album. This is the thesis of “Assjectives,” a new supercut put together by our friend Oliver Noble. It combines everything from “You could play Canasta on it,” to “You could bounce a quarter off that sweet turd cutter.”

I especially enjoy the compliments that place the ass on a pedestal while simultaneously acknowledging that shit comes out of it.

Ugh, Drake was in Anchorman 2? I’m glad I never saw that.

That scene in Heat is still my favorite thing ever.


Warner Bros


Share This


Join The Discussion


Join the discussion. or Register