Traditionally, my favorite part of the AVN Awards – the Oscars of porn, as they like to call themselves, though the analogy breaks down pretty fast – is when they announce the nominees of the Clever Title Award. Having attended the ceremony in person last year… well, the announcement of the Clever Title nominees is still my favorite part.
Here’s this year’s crop:
1 in the Slit 1 in the Sh*t, TugZone/Black Market
12 Inches a Slave, Hot Mess/Evil
Dawn of the Planet of the Gapes, Hot Mess/Exile
DNA: Daughters Need Anal, Desperate Pleasures/Pure Play
Fishing for Pussy, Nacho Vidal/Evil Angel
I’m Not 50, I’m 5 Perfect 10’s, ATK/Kick Ass
The Little Spermaid, DreamZone/Vantage
My Black Stepdaddy Disciplined Me Now My Pussy Is Sore!, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Pregnant and Pounded, Desperate Pleasures/Pure Play
Romancing Her Rectum, Illicit Behavior/Black Market
Sexy, Horny and Homeless, Private/Pure Play
She Divorced Me So I F*cked Her Hot Slutty Attorney, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Trans Formers, Bizarre Video
Two Chicks at the Same Time, Man!, BurningAngel/Mile High
You Twerk It I’ll Jerk It, Devil’s Film
Some great ones in there, obviously, though My Black Stepdaddy Disciplined Me Now My Pussy Is Sore! kinda spoils the ending, imo. And if you look at the entire nominees page (which is roughly as long as the Dead Sea Scrolls, and arguably as sodomy-filled), there are a few non-nominated titles that seem like they got robbed. For instance, I was a big fan of Cumshot Weddings, There’s Only One Ryan Ryans, Monsters of Jizz 20: Fill My Mouth, and BBQ Titmasters, which are all real titles. Anyway, lots of movie parodies in this year’s crop, I expect next year’s to have at least one play on Big Hero 6. Though after 12 Inches A Slave, I can see how it’d be an anti-climax.