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08.15.07 3 Comments

In this clip from The Nines, Ryan Reynolds is ripped, does crack and bangs black hookers. And I didn't even know my life story had been optioned. 

You don't get much from the clip, but writer/director John August has written enough cool stuff in the past (Go, Corpse Bride, Big Fish) to pique my curiosity.

Also, around the 6:30 mark, Reynolds is driving in his car only to see himself in the back and passenger seat.  How ironic. Could this be an homage to ex-fiancée Alanis Morissette?  They were the original Canadian power couple before Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams stole their thunder by being way hotter.  Girl-wise, at least.

Which reminds me, have you heard the one about the two Canadians playing twenty questions?

CANADIAN 1: Is it… edible?

CANADIAN 2: Uh… kind of.  

CANADIAN 1: Moose cock?

CANADIAN 2: Dang! Okay, your turn. 

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