In this clip from The Nines, Ryan Reynolds is ripped, does crack and bangs black hookers. And I didn't even know my life story had been optioned.
You don't get much from the clip, but writer/director John August has written enough cool stuff in the past (Go, Corpse Bride, Big Fish) to pique my curiosity.
Also, around the 6:30 mark, Reynolds is driving in his car only to see himself in the back and passenger seat. How ironic. Could this be an homage to ex-fiancée Alanis Morissette? They were the original Canadian power couple before Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams stole their thunder by being way hotter. Girl-wise, at least.
Which reminds me, have you heard the one about the two Canadians playing twenty questions?
CANADIAN 1: Is it… edible?
CANADIAN 2: Uh… kind of.
CANADIAN 1: Moose cock?
CANADIAN 2: Dang! Okay, your turn.