Skillet the Teddy Bear-Humping Bulldog isn’t a movie yet, but it should be.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid beat Jennifer Aniston’s The Bounty Hunter at the box office (though Alice in Wonderland beat them both). It even got less-terrible-than-expected reviews. I’m still probably not going to see it. If I wanted to spend time with nerdy ugly ginger kids with braces, I’d play Ultimate Frisbee. |CHUD|
Universal turns down Paul Thomas Anderson’s Scientology flick, There Will be Thetans The Master for being too expensive. No one seems to know why it’d be budgeted as high as $35 million. I’m hoping it involved CGI alien spirits exploding from a volcano. IN 3D. |NYMag|
Some people released the Kraken, in meme form. Surfing grandma approves. |Urlesque|
Death Star watermelon.
And finally, Ashley Madison (the website expressly dedicated to infidelity — really) releases some kind of Avatar parody commercial. Uh… I think? To be honest, all I took from this is that it’s incredibly offensive in some way I can’t quite put my finger on.
I’m not sure what the moral of the story is either. “Use our website to cheat, your fat wife with sit on you and did I mention Papyrus?” |via BestWeekEver|