I was excited for Kevin Smith’s A Couple of Dicks (recently renamed Cop Out) and the idea of Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan playing cops, but then the trailer came out, and it looked like a Michael Bay movie with the tits and explosions cut out. Get it? Black guy yelling = comedy gold! The poster’s pretty racist too. Tracy Morgan has to stand there holding his gun like a sub sandwich, while Bruce Willis gets to look like he just fired his, probably into a crowd of blacks. Anyway, “Rock out with your glock out.” Cute. The gun, it’s like a big black extension of your penis, you see. But remember, kids, it’s all fun and games until someone gets gun raped.