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01.23.09 50 Comments

In this new poster for Obsessed (boring trailer after the jump), Ali Larter shows that when you’re a white girl, the best way to steal a black girl’s man is to arch your back as much as possible in a desperate attempt to make your ass look bigger.  Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I used that one.

In related news, I’d like to marry a girl named Beyoncé. That way I could go to fancy dinner parties and say to people, “Hi, nice to meet you. And have you met my fiancée, Beyoncé?”

[via Cinematical]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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