Here’s another red band trailer for I Love You, Man, whose preposterous premise is that Paul Rudd doesn’t have any male friends. We also get a preview of a new subplot, that Rudd’s fiancée doesn’t do fellatio. I think most guys would agree that no fellatio = not marriage material. Possibly not even one-night-stand material. Unless she’s really into anal or under 17. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Anyway, grow up, ladies. You want some idea what we’re dealing with, turn the dick inside out. And you don’t see us complaining. High fiving, maybe. Hey, why does this post smell like Axe Body Spray all of a sudden?