Rosario Dawson, Paul Rudd, and Eva Mendes at the Independent Spirit Awards. I want to live in this picture. If I could be reincarnated as anything, I’d choose Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd or a sea otter. |Buzzfeed|
The Gnarly Sheen pyramid of greatness. |WarmingGlow|
Is a planet being born as we speak? |GammaSquad|
RIP, soccer owl. |WithLeather|
Extreme underwater ice hockey. |TheDailyWhat|
Lesson learned: don’t talk smack about a guy in a car while you’re standing in the middle of the street. |BostonBarstoolSports|
Prostitute Mickey, episodes 1 – 4. |GorillaMask|
The 25 greatest bikini scenes in cinema history. |ScreenJunkies|
Holy Taco’s video of the day. |HolyTaco|
Yo, it’s an At-At made of snow, yo. Still waiting for the other shoe to drop on internet Star Wars reference. Stiiiiilll waaaaiting. |UnrealityMag|
Taylor Momsen stars in “goth slut goes to Starbucks”. True story, I had to google Taylor Momsen after this. |WWTDD|
Kim Kardashian’s new single sounds like robot’s death fart. |TheSuperficial|
After the jump: DID DAVID LETTERMAN RIP US OFF??
This was on Letterman the other night:
And here’s Oliver’s mashup from the other day:
Oliver was pretty pissed about this, and has been doing nothing but huffing paint and sharpening his knives for the last 48 hours. Personally, I think a Mel-Gibson-meets-Gnarly-Sheen rant mash up was just inevitable, especially after Sheen mentioned that Mel Gibson had called him. Of course, our mash up came out before that. That’s because we work in four dimensions around here, something you troll ass losers with your ugly wives would never understand. Bring it.