I blame Joaquin.
There, MiZ, I changed the headline for you.
If someone with greater skills and inclination than myself doesn’t mash the “They had a contest… It was a big deal for us kids in those days.” clip to The Orb’s “Little Fluffy Clouds” then i’ll eat one of Terence Howard’s hats.
He should have asked him what it’s like to be the one person in America named Billy Bob who is employed.
In his defense, Billy Bob was in On Deadly Ground. He doesn’t have to put up with this shit.
Thorazine is some good shit!
I’ve said it before, but I fucking love Bad Santa.
We’d be happy to have Billy Bob come on Donk & J in the morning. If he acts up, we’ll just have C-Dog jump on his back and bite him.
This is surprisingly like the typical Dogstar interview. Except I think Billy Bob is doing this intentionally.
Billy Bob behaved the same way when I had him as a guest on the AfterPoon Drive. Except he was there to have sex with Angelina in front of me.
Billy Bob’s favorite song to cover is Roller Skatin’ Mate by Peaches & Herb.
This isn’t going very far to help those actors and actresses that wish people would stop treating them like they have the same personalities as the characters they portray.
BILL BOB: Would you say that to Tom Petty?
INT(What he should have said): No, I’d say “Hey Tom. You ever meet Billy Bob Thorton. That guys a fucking nutjob”
I would give one million pesos to see William Robert appear on VH-1’s Free Radio.
Ten Bucks says he asks women to wear the vial of Angelina’s blood around their neck while they screw.
From the looks of it…Quaaludes are back in baby! YEAH!!!
The interviewer was a little hostile. But most Canadians are towards Americans. Because when push comes to shove, they know we fucking own the Great Lakes.
*stands behind MIZ*
Except for Lake Huron. They can fucking have that POS.
Al is only hostile towards us until we use the safeword.
*Whew* For a second there, I thought I was going to be the first to have a Great Lakes Durst. That would have been embarrassing.
What’s that? 7 minutes? No, I don’t think that qualifies.
*pulls collar, shifty eyes*
Maybe there were antiques in the room!!! He hates them!!
Why don’t actors ever choose to become dentists? You can still totally score chicks, and you’ve already got them laying down…
Billy Bob’s diorama for Famous Monsters of Film Land depicted Jon Voight throwing a steaming latte at a waitress because it had too much milk.
The Boxmasters would not be a great name for a band.
I’m sure that Billy Bob never brought up music with Dwight Yoakam, because it was all about the acting, right?
Pfft, “Famous Monsters of Filmland”? All the COOL kids read “Castle of Frankenstein.”
“We’re basically hillbillies that are really influenced by the British Invasion”. Put that on the list of why to hate their band, right behind “all of them wearing the same stupid matching glasses” & “singer is an actor”.
Billy Bob was just adhering to the Canadian Content laws that govern the type of programming required of radio broadcasts in our northern neighbor. He figured going batshit crazy would help satisfy that requirement.
Pauly: ‘Member when you were banging Halle Berry and she said “MAKE ME FEEL GOOOOOD!” Pretty awesome, right?
Billy Bob: Uh…uh…ok, you got me. That *was* pretty awesome.
I tried to watch the clip, but I haven’t been able to get more than three or four minutes into anything featuring Billy Bob since Slingblade.
Mr. Woodcock? Well he is a giant dick so I guess the name makes sense.
I only get hostile when that bitch Brittney won’t let me smoke up.
Billy Bob was just mad because the rider on his band’s contract specifically said there MUST be “French fried potaters” and damned if those Canucks didn’t put some kind of cheese and gravy on them!
ps: I was SO NOT at that concert.
MAKE ME FEEL GOOOOOOD!
This guy went from fucking Laura Dern to Angelina Jolie in quite possibly the biggest pussy upgrade of all time. I can understand a little bit of his arrogance.
I blame the guy interviewing the band – he was completely ignoring the other band mates and only talked to them when Billy Bob wasn’t responding. Billy wants his band to get famous for the music, not because he’s already a famous actor.
B. Bob is clearly suffering a combined case of Bob Dylan/Ralph Wiggum syndrome. Symptoms include mumbling incoherently, and spouting off random topics while coming off as a total retard.
Smoke, the biggest pussy upgrade ever is whoever Tengo fucked after Doctress Lhasa.
Fucking stupid CBC, I can’t believe Canadian taxpayers still have to float the bill for that shit!!
Isn’t this how Billy Bob normally talks, anyway?