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For 25 years the Sonoma-Marin fair in Petaluma, CA has held the World’s Ugliest Dog contest. This year, Walle (pronounced like Wall-E the world’s onliest robot) beat 29 other dogs. People are pissed because apparently Everyone in America forgot how to regulate their emotions the dog isn’t that ugly. I’d say every Chihuahua in the world is uglier than Walle, a beagle-basset-boxer mix. Alas, I’m not a judge. Maybe one day I’ll become an esteemed canine phenotypic analyst.
The Judges included the father of football legend, Joe Montana [Joe Montana, Sr.], and Jon Provost—he played Timmy on the TV classic Lassie.
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