BRAD COOPER F*CKING LOVES PARACHUTING TANKS!

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05.26.10 31 Comments

As they say on The A-Team, “I love it when a plan comes together.”  Now, let me see if I understand this plan:

1.  Stowaway inside tank inside a cargo plane.

2.  Wait for enemy to blow up said cargo plane with a missile.

3.  Assuming that they’ll be undamaged in the explosion, deploy the tank’s parachutes (from, uh… inside the tank).

4. Open tank’s hatch, activate tank’s guns, and destroy enemy’s planes as you float towards the ground.

5. Cackle maniacally, ridicule your black friend.

Some people might call this “ridiculous” or “stupid,” but I enjoyed it.  If you’re gonna go big, go big.  However, if you can tell me what the hell Rampage says here, I think you win a prize:


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I got “We hid a fallen taint!” You?

[via LiveforFilms]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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